Why are you here? You're not supposed to be on this part of the forest...mainly because this isn't even in the forest!! Get out or else this anthropomorphic Sainsbury's (British supermarket chain founded in 1869 by John James Sainsbury) receipt will gaze at you with an uncharacteristically-crestfallen demeanour!!

"Better to reign in Hell than serve in a supermarket that doesn't make life taste better for a meagre price". -Louis "I ain't smilin' until Rapture TV comes back" Billington II, Unknown Year